i took pride as a 9 year old "boy" that i was a "minister".
i had a card that i carried in my wallet (with no money in it) that said i was a "minister"..
Yes Foolishly I did...
I even acted as a "Minister" my Grandmothers Funeral and I wasn't a MS either. LOL
I gave the Talk and Final Graveside Prayer LOL!
I felt totally Untrained or Worthy of acting like I was a Minister!
Today no one would ever think to ask Darth to say Grace LOL... I like it that way.
hello all, long time lurker first time poster,.
last night after setting up my family's first christmas tree, my worldly wife and i started to read, from a normal rockwell christmas book no less, the story of jesus' birth, the wise men and the star guiding them to jesus.
she asked me if that was pretty accurate and i said that it was.
I always thought he was a star. LOL!
Funny ... Being taught the same thing about Satan leading the Evil One's to Kill Baby Jesus.
Wait!!!!!!! Jah parts the Red Sea....but LET'S SATAN SHINE A STAR SO PEOPLE CAN KILL JESUS?
WTF?
I still tease my Wife about our Angel instead of a Star on top of the Xmas Tree..... I want my Satan Star!!!LOL
this was briefly mentioned in one of miseryloveselders threads, but i had the honor of a local needs talk pointed at me.
shortly before i got married to my "worldly" husband there was a talk about "marrying only in the lord", "do not become unevenly yoked", blah blah blah.. i wasn't shocked that it was given, i was actually waiting to hear about it.
i was more surprised that they waited until about a month before our wedding day to give it.
Yes .... Several while I was in...........
and I heard threw the Grape Vine a couple after I turned to the Dark side.
Makes you feel like a total Asshole when you realize ..... Hey this is about me!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought this was The Adult Rumpus Room.....
Think it about it..
I get it
i've recently been involved in a thread in which one of the participants, member of this board since april last year and who has made over 1200 posts, had not been aware of the 1975 failure.
isn't that unusual?
it tells me that this board is inefficient at getting the message out.
Many probably don't know the story of the Brothers dressing up in white robes waiting to be taken on the Brooklyn Bridge.
How sad they looked when nothing happened and they walked back in those Wonderful Robes......Jackasses!!!!
My fact about the Bridge might be off....... it has been years. I don't read ANYTHING about JW history anymore it's all the stuff in my Demented Brain I can't delete!
ok ladies you know how this goes.
you ask your man, "what are you thinking about?
now i have had more than one man tell me this.
I think it was easy to do this at Assemblies LOL!!!!
ok ladies you know how this goes.
you ask your man, "what are you thinking about?
now i have had more than one man tell me this.
Twitch isn't it true ....LOL
Some of best nights where I got Nothing but Praise... was a night I just was up there like a robot.
I felt like I was in the Audience sitting and just listening to the Music.
And at times Songs I HATED..... the only way I could play was to turn everything off..... good we're done yeah!
ok ladies you know how this goes.
you ask your man, "what are you thinking about?
now i have had more than one man tell me this.
I play guitar and was in a band for a LONG time and even when I would be on stage I would find myself Dazing and then realize I had no Idea where we were in the song didn't even know if I did my lead yet.
I just played by repetition.
Then other times I would forget the chords and notes for a song I would start to panic.... and I was taught by other Musicans if this happens try to turn your mind off don't think about anything and you will find...... you are playing the song right on the money and if you start to think you can really mess up.
It is quite funny how it can work!
Ps No Drugs or Booze..... you can't play that way!!!!
ok ladies you know how this goes.
you ask your man, "what are you thinking about?
now i have had more than one man tell me this.
Lady Lee does this help LOL
ok ladies you know how this goes.
you ask your man, "what are you thinking about?
now i have had more than one man tell me this.
Ok no computer examples.
It's not meditation..
A term from the old days....
Dazing Out!!
You just stop thinking and it is hard to explain you can sit outside and just relax, no thoughts, no worries, no Problem, No Voices LOL!
By voices I mean your own thinking........ nothing .... a Void!!!
